Harry's Blog

There isn't a problem of immigration here in the UK. There's plenty of room and the economy could do with a boost from younger workers paying into the national coffers. But that doesn't stop a thin layer of scum floating to the surface of our nation politics whose agenda is based on fear and hatred. I speak of course of the British National Party (BNP) and to a lesser extend The United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP).

I used to work in Burnley and unfortunately that meant coming into contact with the local peasants who thought the BNP was a cause for celebration on a par with Robin Hood and his band of merry men. Burnley has a high number of Asian-owned businesses - companies run by families that have moved to the UK and worked hard for a better future for their families and in doing so also contributed greatly to our economy.

There are many people in Burnley who don't like this one bit. Somehow they feel that this is unfair, that these "pakis" don't deserve the nice houses and cars they've worked so hard for. The hateful peasants feel robbed, somehow they think they deserve riches for achieving nothing at school, trying to rob the social security system, tattooed knuckles, owning a pit-bull, watching ITV and producing too many thick dirty children. And because they are too stupid, too unwilling to educate themselves, too stupid to be able to take the blame for their own misery they blame immigrants rather than their own pathetic selves.

I have a solution.

Let's just say for a moment that this economy is swamped by immigrants coming over here to rob our nation and steal our jobs. It isn't. But let's just run with the concept for a while. If true we need to either stop immigration or chuck a bunch of people out. My plan runs something like this. Every member of the BNP and every fuckwit who has ever voted for them are put on a nice big boat and sent off westwards from the UK on a cruise. Once the ship has reached the middle of the Atlantic we put a salvo of Harpoon missiles into it.

Now we've solved many problems in one go. The social security system is rid of many of its most persistent thieves, the school system is rid of its problem children and most importantly the world is rid of hate-fueled Neanderthals. There would probably be a drop in crime figures and we'd have housing freed up for willing workers from abroad to come and actually earn a living.

Many members of my family fought in the Second World War against the tide of fascism pouring out of Hitler's Germany. Alas fascism wasn't completely destroyed and like a cancer it grows again in this country lead by traitors such as the BNP's Nick Griffin. These are people who claim to love our country yet they betray the freedoms we hold dear. The irony is that the sludge-brained imbeciles who vote for the BNP feel they are being patriotic, what they will ultimately achieve is damaging our nation.