That’s Not My…

There are signs that the “That’s Not My…” baby touchy-feely book series has run its course. It looks like the authors are running out of ideas.

The evidence being the following extract from the next planned edition.

That’s not my Nazi…

…his hair is too greasy.

That’s not my Nazi…

…his coat is too flashery.

That’s not my Nazi…

…his cap is too ridgy.

That’s not my Nazi…

…his helmet is too shiny.

That’s my Nazi…

…his moustache is so fluffy.

They are still murdering the English language though.