Harry's Blog

You know that thing that loon Pat Robertson wanted to do to the Venezuelan President recently? Well I think I have a much better target. This lovely little quote comes from crackpot Bill Shanks, pastor of New Covenant Fellowship of New Orleans.

“New Orleans now is abortion free. New Orleans now is Mardi Gras free. New Orleans now is free of Southern Decadence and the sodomites, the witchcraft workers, false religion -- it's free of all of those things now. God simply, I believe, in His mercy purged all of that stuff out of there -- and now we're going to start over again."

And of course, you can always rely on the hate-fueled idiocy of Satan's favourite preacher, Fred Phelps. Shanks may think he's hardvore, but no-one beats Phelps in the skill in which the preacher can take God's love and turn it into something that would make any sane good-hearted person puke.

"New Orleans, symbol of America, seen for what it is: a putrid, toxic, stinking cesspool of fag fecal matter. America is irreversibly doomed. It is a sin to pray for the good of this evil fag nation. It is a sin NOT to rejoice when God executes His wrath and vengeance upon America. Pray for more dead bodies floating on the fag-semen-rancid waters of New Orleans."

Ah, so proud to be a Christian today. You might wonder why a good and loving God would make a Bill Shanks or a Fred Phelps. Well these days few people believe in genuine evil, so God put a couple of prime examples for us to look at.

Of course, If I was going to get Biblical about this I'd say that God said in Genesis that the rainbow was his covenant and promise that he would not use flood in his wrath in future. But I hardly need to use the Bible when Phelps and Shanks' words are so obviously retarded.