Category: Lancaster University

I Think I'm Going To Cry

December 14th, 2005

This apparently, this monstrosity of bad design is apparently deemed worthy by the powers that be to bear the name Cartmel Bar. It looks like it's been designed by a five year old. The whole place is inside out. In fact, it looks like what happened to the dog in The Fly when they sent it through the machines as a test. Remember the inside ended up on the outside and vice-verse. I feel unusual, I think I'll go have a lie down.

Jesus Wept!

The Holker vs. Haverthwaite Cup

June 23rd, 2004

Holker vs. Haverthwaite

Being the just and true account
of
The Haverthwaite vs. Holker
Challenge Cup
in
The Year of Our Lord 1994
by
James

with added interjections in red
by
Harry

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Lancaster Reunion 2003

June 23rd, 2004

In February 2003 a few of us old Cartmelians (and a Lonsdale lad) made our way to the hallowed ground of Lancaster University. Those present were James, Harry, Alex, Loz, Giles nd Kevin. Here is a tale of another weekend of old farts living in the past. Hope you enjoy it.

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Lancaster Reunion 2002

June 23rd, 2004

In January 2002 a few of us old Cartmelians made our way to the hallowed ground of Lancaster University.

Those present were James, Harry, Rob, Loz and Kevin. Had the years mellowed us? Did we spend the weekend talking about our villas in Tuscany and our tax returns? Have we in fact, grown up at all? Well here, James and my good self take you through the weekend's events...we're sorry about what you are about to read.

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Lancaster Reunion 2001

June 23rd, 2004

An account of the epic journey of one James and one Harry.

Their quest, to return to Lancaster University in autumn 2001 and see what fun could be had by a pair of ex-students in their former stomping ground.

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