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Have You Seen This Caterpillar?
I say "this caterpillar", but now two caterpillars are missing presumed murdered. Both answer to the name of Brian.
One was cruelly thrown from a buggy somewhere along Yeading Lane several weeks ago.
Yesterday saw a repeat of the violent massacre when Brian's replacement - Brian - was also lost, this time flung from his transportation at Yeading Sainsbury's store.
We are all feeling this sad loss of our two great friends Brian and Brian. There will be a memorial service as soon as we look up the correct rite for a funeral where the body has not been found.
In the meantime police are looking for an attractive female assailant, height 5'3" with shoulder length hair, green eyes, very cute nose and a bloodthirsty expression.
Police advise you not to approach the suspect, especially if you're a caterpillar called Brian.
This entry was posted on September 3rd, 2007 at 11:44 by Harry and is filed under Nonsense.
4 comments
My sympathies for the sad loss of Brian and Brian. Wait till they are old enough to get really attached to a toy and inconsolable when it gets lost.
Rather you than me H old pal
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