Harry's Blog

I need your help. I'm not the smartest tool in the box when it comes to life planning. Yes I can wax-lyrical about the themes of Joseph Heller's Catch 22, but when it comes to some life skills I need a bit of a kick up the posterior region.

"So what is the issue Harry?" I hear you ask.

Well it is this. I want to move house. More specifically I want to move from Manchester to somewhere down south, I don't have a specific area in mind other than it being within popcorn throwing distance of L.

Now here's the thing. I need some money. I have a job at the moment but it doesn't pay enough for me to save the money I need to move. I'm not concerned about what happens when I get down there - I know I could find a job soon enough. It's just having the money to back me up, pay my debts, rent etc. to actually make the move.

Of course this is something that I'll be thinking a lot about over the coming days, but for those of you who are smarter than me (most of you, you must be very smart to visit this site) this may seem a simple problem easily solved.

I would move in May if I could. All it would take is the money I would need to do so. I am done with goodbyes to L, they've taught me all I need to know now; that my happiness is in direct proportion to my proximity to L.

Anyone fancy lending me £1,500?