Category: Fundiewatch
Anglican Spouts Gaming Bullshit
February 15th, 2010I'm all for strict control of who plays violent videogames - but we feel that sometimes the message about protecting children is somewhat ruined by nutters like Anglican Synod lay member Tom Benyon.
Benyon has been frothing at the mouth about games - so much so he's had to actually invent game content to get upset about, a bit like those preachers adding their own backwards messages to rock and roll in the sixties.
"There is a bubbling sewer of gratuitously violent and sexual pornography and games all around us. I have seen its pernicious effect. A family member saw a so-called ‘game’ and he had nightmares. The images remained with him for months," he most probably lied.
The comments came in a church Synod debate calling on the government to introduce stricter controls on games. Benyon then went on to focus on some imagined games - we have no idea where he saw some of this stuff...
"Why is it acceptable, indeed lawful, to portray the killing and burning of a woman in Fatality, [or] the sawing up of a woman in Mortal Kombat, or playing football with severed heads; the chainsaw killing of a man in Saw III, rape, torture and so on?”
Rape sir? Rape? We challenge you to tell us which game you saw this in?
In the interest of balance I should point out my wife is an Anglican priest. She was horrified by this story too. But horrified that yet again various nutters seem to be doing their best to show the church in the very worst light.
Is Living Waters Evil or Just Plain Stupid?
September 24th, 2009Well if Christianity is ever going to prove to people it's not a crock of stupidity then it's not going to get much help from the organisation Living Waters, which has put together a quite astonishing version of Darwin's Origin of the Species.
An entire generation has been (and is being) brainwashed by atheistic evolution, and it's radically changing the culture of our nation.
In an effort to combat this, we produced a special 280-page full color cover edition of Origin of Species, which contains a 50-page introduction. This introduction gives the history of evolution, a timeline of Darwin’s life, Hitler’s undeniable connections to the theory, Darwin’s racism, his disdain for women, and his thoughts on the existence of God. It lists the theory’s many hoaxes, exposes the unscientific belief that nothing created everything, points to the incredible structure of DNA, and the absence of any species-to-species transitional forms.
The mind boggles really. Living Waters is your God so small he needs the protection of liars like you? But who am I to argue? I'll leave that to a much more learned soul, St Augustine -
It often happens that even a non-Christian knows a thing or two about the earth, the sky, the various elements of the world, about the movement and revolution of the stars and even their size and distance, about the nature of animals, shrubs, rocks, and the like, and maintains this knowledge with sure reason and experience. It is offensive and ruinous, something to be avoided at all cost, for a nonbeliever to hear a Christian talking about these things as though with Christian writings as his source, and yet so nonsensically and with such obvious error that the nonbeliever can hardly keep from laughing.
I'm with St Augustine on this. Creationism is just plain laughable. By the way this site is now the top Google search for "dinosaurs didn't exist", which is nice.
Hello Pot, It's Kettle
June 1st, 2009Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8076253.stm
Once again evil right wing fundamentalist crazies have proved why abortion should continue to legal. Because a world where they weren't allowed to be born would be a better world.
Obama Removes Gag Rule
January 24th, 2009Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7847651.stm
It looks like new US president Barack Obama is off to a great start already. He's revoked the ridiculous, and one could argue evil, gag rule which blackmailed aid organisations into not mentioning abortion if they wanted funding from the US.
This rule, set up under several Republican administration, caused countless suffering across the globe and deprived those aid agencies who saw freedom of speech as a value worth preserving of much needed money.
The gag rule wasn't just about preventing abortion. What was so wrong about this policy was that it forbade organisations from even discussing the issue within the context of family planning education for fear of funding being withdrawn. The policy denied aid organisations overseas the freedoms of expression that are enshrined in the US constitution.
Thankfully though now it has been repealed again.
Just Drive the Effing Bus Baldy
January 16th, 2009I wonder if this Muppet has to believe every advertising slogan plastered across the side of his bus before he'll drive it.
"Boss, does pro-retinol and plumping agent ceramide-R really hold back the first signs of ageing?"
"Just drive the effing bus baldy."
"Yes boss."
School Rejects Cancer Vaccine
September 24th, 2008Governors at St Monica's High School in Prestwich have banned the anti-cervical cancer vaccine being administered to pupils at the school.
They believe that the vaccine promotes promiscuity. Because of course, most teenagers abstain from sex for fear of cancer in thirty years later. The stupidity of this position beggars belief.
Let's be clear, this is not the teaching of the Catholic Church. The church itself does not object to the vaccine against the virus that causes 70 percent of cervical cancers.
No, it is the idiotic set of governors at the school.
The Fundies Are Coming?
May 20th, 2008Last night Channel 4 aired an interesting and rather unintentionally funny documentary called In God's Name about the danger in Britain of fundamentalist Christians gaining influence and power in the UK political system.
On the whole, while entertaining, David Modell's film failed to prove its hypothesis, though he seemed to think it had. The truth is that the three very sad figures of Christian Voice's Stephen Green, the female Christian parliamentary lobbyist and the rather strange lonely bloke John - all cut rather pathetic figures that were far from powerful.
Stephen Green continued to show why his tiny little group of nutters has failed to achieve anything other than annoying people. He's an insignificant racist twit of the highest order. He believes Islam is from "the pit of Satan" and that when a bird shat on him (to the amusement of Modell) that it was a message from God to stop taking part in the filming.