Category: Books

The Book Cull

November 26th, 2009

I've decided after many years of book buying to finally get rid of some of them. I am someone who does actually re-read books - I really the whole Aubrey/Maturin saga every year for example - so I've long avoided divesting myself of the shelves full of novels.

But the truth is there are plenty of books I'm not going to read again, either due to them not being any good or that my tastes have changed - and in the case of Tom Clancy novels that covers both.

So this evening I'm going through the shelves and seeing just how many of my books I really do want to keep and read again.

Crowe Talks Master & Commander Sequel

July 23rd, 2009

Dammit Missed!

It looks like there will be a Master & Commander sequel after all. Russell Crowe is in talks to reprise his role as Jack Aubrey for another movie. One hopes that (a) it gets made, and (b) they can get Paul Betanny back as Stephen Maturin.

The script for the new movie is said (like the first film) to take episodes from all 20 of Patrick O'Brian's books, but the ovveral plot will come from one of them. This time it will be The Reverse of the Medal - where Jack Aubrey is tried for fraud after being framed by enemy intelligence agents.

This particular book features one of the most moving episodes of the whole series which I hope makes it onto the big screen. I'm also hoping we get to see some of Jack's dopiness on land (not sure Crowe will be up for that though) and Stephen's self-destructive obsession with Diana Villiers and his intelligence work.

Meanwhile you can read my little homage to Patrick O'Brian here.

The lesser of two weevils

A New Story

May 19th, 2009

I'm working on a new science fiction story and have decided that I'm going to post it here in episodic form. While ultimately my goal for the various books I've started and not finished is regular publishing - I think some episode tales here online is in the best tradition of novel writing.

I also think it's a good way of being encouraged to release the next part. Today though I'm not going to start with a full chapter. Instead I thought I'd bring you the opening page of an as-yet untitled new work. I hope it whets your appetite for more.

The following serves as the story's opening and I'm sure, the ideal blurb for the back cover...

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Dan Brown is a Hack

May 17th, 2009

It's well known among those who can read a book without moving their lips that Dan Brown is a terrible writer. However some of you not be aware of just how bad his research is despite Brown's claim that his books are full of facts. Just take a look at this amazingly long list of factual errors in Angels & Demons.

That's Not My...

April 9th, 2009

There are signs that the "That's Not My..." baby touchy-feely book series has run its course. It looks like the authors are running out of ideas.

The evidence being the following extract from the next planned edition.

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What's Wrong with PF Hamilton?

May 7th, 2008

I've almost reached the end of Peter F. Hamilton's The Dreaming Void, his latest epic science-fiction novel. And while it's not as good as The Reality Dysfunction or Pandora's Star - it's a pretty good read.

But one thing bugs me about Hamilton's work. His strange sexual fixations. His view of the future has people engaged in all manner of pretty weird shenanigans. Take for example the character of Mr Bovey. He has one personality but around 30 different bodies controlled by it - so you can imagine what kind of filth he can get up to when he takes the character Araminta to bed.

This kind of thing is a constant theme in Hamilton's work and does detract from it slightly. I'm no prude, I'm happy to read as much sex as an author can throw at me. But Hamilton's constant need to have young nymphette heroines is bordering on the rather sad.

I suppose we should be grateful the characters in his latest book are a little older than his usual female heroes. The exploits of Ioni Saldana and Louis Kavanagh in the Night's Dawn Trilogy were rather cringe worthy.

David Kuo - Comedy Genius

June 14th, 2007

Can I direct you to Danny Baker's daily podcast? This is 45 minutes of comedy gold every weekday as Danny talks nonsense with the public and his regular guests Amy Lamé, Baylen Leonard and David Kuo.

It's financial analyst David Kuo that tends to have me in complete stitches. Muttly - as he's become known since yesterday's podcast, is rather unaware of his hilarity.

His stories on Chinese folklaw and some of his crazy adventures have me aching with laughter, and as poor old Danny said yesterday - it's like he's becoming a straight man to David.

Don't take my word for it, you'll find details of The All Day Breakfast podcast right here (open in a new window).